LOOK AT IT’S EYES
LOOK
AT THEM
THEY GET
SO BIG
OH M GOSH
is that my-
OTPPPPPP
Did someone say…
CAKE AND ICE CREAM?
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One of my puppies. <3
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| me: | that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava. |
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| me: | yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor. |
| me: | why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo? |
| me: | i'ma read the back of this. |
| me: | lather, rinse, repeat? |
| me: | why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time? |
| me: | hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick. |
| me: | if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before? |
| me: | eheheheheheheheheheh. |
| me: | but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF. |
| me: | did i already wash my hair? |
| me: | i think i did but i don't remember. |
| me: | i'ma do it again. |
| me: | FUCK I REPEATED. |
| me: | well played, pantene pro-v. |
| me: | i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower. |
| me: | i bet it's awkward. |
| me: | i bet a lot of injuries happen that way. |
| me: | okay time to get out. |
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| me: | where the fuck is my towel. |
